Welcome to my life, 2am writing term papers fuck college.
Today’s going to be rough.
laugh of the day :D
dad: victor! i need your keys
victor: i know i cant find them.
dad: last time i saw them they were next to that plant on the bar
mom: thats MY plant!!
dad: i don't give a fuck who's plant it is i need the damn keys!
A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea