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Today’s going to be rough.
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one of my favorites!<3
laugh of the day :D
- dad: victor! i need your keys
- victor: i know i cant find them.
- dad: last time i saw them they were next to that plant on the bar
- mom: thats MY plant!!
- dad: i don't give a fuck who's plant it is i need the damn keys!
- me: hahahahahahaha
A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea
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